Just what the title says.

Friday, December 30, 2005

There are an estimated 1200 weddings a year that use Star Trek music as their soundtrack. William Shatner gets asked to perform over 700 weddings a year as Captain Kirk.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

In the past year, the following items have fallen from a clear sky and killed someone: A bunch of carrots, a ferret, a 450 lb. sea turtle, a pair of nail clippers, 75 lbs. of bundled newspapers (the Santa Fe New Mexican back issues), a screwdriver and an Olypmic bronze medal from 1988.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Actress Jessica Alba only wears leather if she has killed the animal herself. She is an accomplished bow hunter and an excellent kosher butcher.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

In 1843, over 85,000 people were eaten by tigers.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Eight of the last ten Tiddlywinks World Championships have ended in fistfights.

Friday, December 23, 2005

John Elway used to suffer from terrible insomnia after a football game. He found the only way to relax was to take a bag of footballs to a low-income area of Denver and walk around until someone tried to rob him. Then he would throw the footballs hard enough to disable the person. More than one person went to the emergency room with a broken nose, and several with broken ribs. Elway said that he always slept like a baby afterwards.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The smell of pineapple causes actor James Spader to urinate involuntarily. He doesn't know why, but as a result he has vowed never to go to Hawaii for any reason.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Although it is well known that a diet high in carrots can give your skin an orange tone, less well known is the fact that a diet high (>30/day) in kiwi fruit can give your skin a nice teal color.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

There is a new company in Burbank, California called TapeVault. It is designed to be an absolutely safe repository for celebrities' sex tapes. The company takes care of the tape as soon as it is handed over. The tapes reside in a climate-controlled vault with retinal-imprint security cameras. The celebrity who deposits the tape can watch it on the premises, arrange for secure streaming video on their shielded home computer, or remove the tape (with guard convoy) to their homes for 24 hours at a time. In addition to storage the company can also provide a service where it will quietly leak the tape to an Internet site if the celebrity's career is slowing down. The company will also set up an untraceable web store so that the celebrity can make a profit on their tape. The company's vaults are currently full.

Monday, December 19, 2005

From the start of his second week on the show until he quit, John Tesh was drunk every single night while he anchored "Entertainment Tonight". Oddly, he wasn't an alcoholic. He only drank while in the studio and never, ever, outside of it. He says that he quit drinking completely and gave his notice to the network the day that he thought about taking a drink off the show. He says that the only reason that he drank is that otherwise he would have killed himself on air for "being involved in such an empty waste of time".

Sunday, December 18, 2005

England's Prince Charles never shaves. He has each hair plucked out individually. Although this process is quite painful and takes a long time it only has to be performed once every two months.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The U.S. Army has developed a squirt gun powerful enough to shoot a stream of liquid through a human body from 20 feet away.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Brain scans of cats show that when they are awake they hallucinate an average of two times an hour.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Every day in the United States an estimated $12 million is accidentally thrown in the trash.

Monday, December 12, 2005

A Japanese company is working on a video game adaptation of the movie "The Sound of Music". It is a hybrid. It starts with a musical section teaching the Von Trapps to sing, then switches to a dating sim between Mr. Von Trapp and Sister Maria and finally turns into a first person shooter where you have to kill Nazis to escape from Austria. There is also supposedly a secret section that can be unlocked involving hard-care incest, but that is only intended for the Japanese market.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Robin Williams shaves his body completely, from head to toe, once a year. He hopes that this will encourage thicker hair growth so that one day he might be able to do without clothes.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

When she was in college, actress Lisa Kudrow used to meet guys by "accidentally" hitting them in the face while she was walking and having an animated conversation with her girlfriends. She would then apologize and see if she could buy him a drink. She said that she knew a guy was a good catch if he could keep his cool after she had "socked him one in the snoot." She broke three noses her sophmore year.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The title of every album produced by Duran Duran has been subsequently used as the title of a Japanese gay porn movie. Aficionados say the the "Seven and the Ragged Tiger" movie is the best one.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Pierce Brosnan claims that the second worst day of his life was when he lost his fantasy football championship game in 2004.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Actress Selma Blair only eats things that are green. She carries around a bottle of green dye at all times so she can eat anything she wants.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Actor James Woods' first language was Mongolian. He had a Mongolian nanny when he was little. Unfortunately he has forgotten almost all of it, except "Jorlon haana baina ve?" or "Where is the toilet?"

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Actor Hugh Laurie can imitate a dog's bark so well that it can fool other dogs. Sometimes when the phone rings and he doesn't want to talk he will knock the phone over and bark into the receiver until the person hangs up. If it turns out to someone that he knows he will later lie to them and tell them that his dog was the only living thing home and it hates for the phone to ring.