Just what the title says.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

There is a new company in Burbank, California called TapeVault. It is designed to be an absolutely safe repository for celebrities' sex tapes. The company takes care of the tape as soon as it is handed over. The tapes reside in a climate-controlled vault with retinal-imprint security cameras. The celebrity who deposits the tape can watch it on the premises, arrange for secure streaming video on their shielded home computer, or remove the tape (with guard convoy) to their homes for 24 hours at a time. In addition to storage the company can also provide a service where it will quietly leak the tape to an Internet site if the celebrity's career is slowing down. The company will also set up an untraceable web store so that the celebrity can make a profit on their tape. The company's vaults are currently full.

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