Just what the title says.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Colin Farrell has to wear custom-made socks, but no one really knows why. He takes great care in making sure that his feet are never uncovered. And he makes sure that all the people who sleep with him and actually see his feet sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Snoring causes more divorces in the United States than any other factor.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Grizzly bear scat (feces) is surprisingly tasty and nutrious due to the bear's inefficient digestive system and its diet of berries. Native Americans and early European settlers in North America used to collect and dry the scat for use as an emergency foodstuff during long winters. An extreme sports company in British Columbia is now test-marketing a new energy bar called a "Scat Patty". Their motto: When that hike is a real "bear" and you really need to "scat".

Monday, March 28, 2005

45% of the dog collars sold in the United States are bought for humans.

Friday, March 25, 2005

The average cell phone of today has 10 times as much processing power as the average cow brain.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

There are 35 times more free AOL CDs than there are humans on the planet Earth.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

There are an estimated 250,000 eunuchs in America today. But they don't like the term "eunuch", they prefer "Serene American" or, in some cases, castrati.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

The most expensive cheese in the world is made from the milk of the Screaming Hairy Armadillo, Chaetophractus vellerosus. It costs $200 an ounce and is vaguely pink in color. People who have tried it say it tastes like grasses in the sun, with a mildly tangy aftertaste. The aftertaste is attributed to the armadillo's diet of ants.

Monday, March 21, 2005

The average American throws up 23 times a year.

Friday, March 18, 2005

19% of Americans under the age of 40 believe that James T. Kirk was the first man on the Moon.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

There has been a long-running debate about why asparagus makes urine smell different. A recent study indicates that asparagus doesn't change anything about urine but releases a psychoactive chemical that makes you think that your urine smells odd.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Mickey Mouse's original name was Mortimer, but Walt Disney was convinced differently. Walt considered alternate name for Donald Duck, including Deranged, Dolorous and simply, Dumb Duck.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Only 27% of Nyquil is bought to help people with cold symptoms. The rest is bought by people trying to get high.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Since the advent of Viagra, barring physical inability, people in their 70s are having sex twice as much as people in their 40s.

Friday, March 11, 2005

Despite the stereotype of the "Mother" tattoo, the most common tattoo in the world is a naked woman with a dragon.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

The total weight of rats in New York City is more than the total weight of humans in the city, and cockroaches outweight rats and humans put together.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

There are over 500 private apartments under Washington, D.C. built in case of nuclear war.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

As a young priest in Poland, Pope John Paul II had a rather earthy sense of humor. He used to take great delight in farting during Confessions. As he moved up in the ranks of the church he toned down this tendency, but his first words after being selected Pope were "I thank God for this honor and will humbly do his work. Pull my finger."

Monday, March 07, 2005

Peter Jennings often does the nightly news with a jelly bean up one nostril. He changes the nostril every other day.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Bill Gates keeps a box full of shrews by his bed at all times, even when in a hotel.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Americans react differently to different regional accents. One recent study showed that people consider a Southern accent a mark of lesser intelligence, despite the fact that more PhDs live in the South than anywhere else in the country. The same study also showed that a working class Boston accent excited a surprisingly visceral negative reaction. More than one respondant to the study said that they would like to punch the Boston speaker's "smug face".

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Many stars have dream projects that they want to film. Helen Hunt's dream is to make shoot a bio of Millard Fillmore. She says that he is "unusually sexy for a President". She also admits that she dreams of him at least once a month.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Due to a lack of health enforcement, some falafel sold on New York streets is made up of 30% insect parts. Some of the hot dogs sold on the streets contain 75% pig anuses.