Some world-class swimmers have had fleshy webbing surgically constructed between their fingers to help their times. These people never shake hands.

In 2003, the Parliament of Montenegro signed an agreement with Hormel Foods to make Spam the national meat of Montenegro.

Since announcing his 2004 Presidential candidacy, Ralph Nader has hired several body doubles due to death threats.

In Hollywood, everyone wants to be friends with the key grip, because they are well-known to have the best drugs.

Karl Rove once said that there is only one truly killing political rumor: impotence. As he colorfully put it, "People will vote for a lot different reasons, but no one is going to vote for a limp dick."

Evolutionary biologists have speculated that the human beard might have survived as a genetic trait because it acted as kind of a "mini-larder". Food from meals would get stuck in the beard and then could be eaten at a later date, providing a slight evolutionary advantage.

85% of buildings in New York City that were built before 1900 have Masonic imagery on them.

In Singapore, one of the most wired countries in the world, deliberately infecting a computer system with a worm, virus, or trojan horse program is punishable by significant jail time and caning.

Adam West, TV's Batman, so enjoyed the female attention he got after his show started that he had his contract reworked to say that he was entitled to two blowjobs a day. In order to make it somewhat secret he had his lawyer write the contract so that the first letter of every line of text spelled out this unusual demand.

Scientists at the University of California at Berkeley can tell how bad the morning commute is in the San Francisco Bay Area by watching seismographs. Some worry that a particularly bad commute might trigger a mild earthquake.

Jean-Claude Van Damme has taken some much Human Growth Hormone (HGH) to stay buff for his movies that his head won't fit through the neck hole of a t-shirt. Since his second Universal Soldier movie he has had to have t-shirts sewn on to his body.

People who live along the equator have feet that are up to 75% larger than the human average. The Secoya Indians of Ecuador have an average shoe size of 17EE.

The parents of Sen. Mitch McConnell (KY) kept him in remedial classes until he was a junior in high school because they thought that he was borderline retarded. McConnell resented this deeply and hasn't spoken to them in 30 years.

Professional wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage immediately quit as the spokesman for Slim Jim meat products when he found out that the jerky-like sticks were primarily manufactured from dried slugs.

Wilford Brimley has spit on a different person every day since he was 15. That's when he realized that life wasn't fair. He spits on people to teach them what he calls "the most valuable lesson one can learn."

Ben Affleck claims that the hashish in Boston is the best in the world. He said that his favorite memories include the times that he and Matt Damon sat around trying to write Good Will Hunting while they were "fucking ripped" on hash.

The White House Library contains one book that is bound in human skin. If asked, the White House librarian will admit that the book exists but will refuse to divulge the title and refuse to say who was President when the book was received. If pressed, she will admit that the book was received in the 20th century, but will then refuse to answer any other inquiries.

According to a 1989 Playboy poll, the fictional character that men fantasized about most frequently was Jessica Rabbit. In a 1999 poll, the most frequent fictional lover was Lara Croft.

Singer Clay Aiken has a recurrent dream that he is being chased by a monkey with a severe head wound.

Newt Gingrich used to inject his scrotum with a saline solution prior to an appearance on the TV show "Meet the Press". The saline would temporarily give him an extremely large crotch. He felt this gave him a huge psychological edge.

There are rumors in Los Angeles that a mystery stalker has been shooting minor WB stars with tranquilizer darts and then drawing elaborate moustaches on them with permanent marker. Police have little to go on because the actors are too embarrassed to be seen with the facial drawings. Some people have commented also that the actors affected by the attacks have been too minor to warrant serious attention.

Although the 8th U.S. President Martin Van Buren was only 5'6" he was unusually strong. He once built a two-story barn by himself in just two weeks.