Just what the title says.

Friday, February 27, 2004

Senator Rich Santorum has the words "Entra Tutto" tattooed on his penis. The tattoo is Italian and translates as "It enters all." He got the tattoo the day after he was elected senator and describes it as "a gift to myself".

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Actress Kate Bosworth claims that she can type 160 words a minute, but the only word that she can type is accurately is "boob".

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Since 1990, there have been 113 recorded cases of domestic cats feeding on their deceased owners including 4 complete skeletonizations.

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Bill O'Reilly owns the world's largest collection of Tijuana Bibles.

Monday, February 23, 2004

Vice President Dick Cheney enjoys writing explicit slash fiction about members of the Congress under the pseudonym "Wank Wonk".

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Charlton Heston is a second cousin to Anton LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan.

Saturday, February 21, 2004

One of every six Americans has an Uncle Bob.

Friday, February 20, 2004

Ben Affleck has hired a person whose only job is to remind people that Affleck was in "Good Will Hunting".

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Properly maintained, a 200 acre ant farm can provide enough protein to feed a city of 80,000 people.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

On the Isle of Man it is legal to shoot someone, as long as you have their written permission first.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

After the primates, the closest genetic relative to humans is the pangolin.

Monday, February 16, 2004

Early face lift recipients were told to smile as much as possible after the operation to "break in" their new faces.

Friday, February 13, 2004

Contrary to stereotypes, polling has found that Midwesterners are five time less likely to trust their relatives than a stranger.

Thursday, February 12, 2004

In 1986, current Senate Leader Bill Frist lost a bet with a medical collegue concerning the Tennessee/Georgia Tech football game. As a result of the bet Frist has to eat roadkill every year on the anniversary of the game. So far he has eaten raccoon (five times), possum (three times), squirrel (three times), groundhog (twice), skunk (twice), a turtle, a snake, and a weasel.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Michael Jackon's will stipulates that when he dies he wants his bones to be displayed hugging the skeleton of John Merrick, a.k.a. the Elephant Man.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Some members of the 'Untouchable' caste in India have begun to deliberately eat a poisonous diet because it increases the value of their feces as a fertilizer.

Monday, February 09, 2004

3.4% of people living in Los Angeles believe that you can die from a "severely misaligned chakra".

Sunday, February 08, 2004

When he was young, Keanu Reeves had to wear orthopedic gloves.

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Michael Douglas improves his hand-eye coordination by capturing pigeons by hand in parks.

Friday, February 06, 2004

Ever wonder what's the reason for Donald Rumsfeld's winnng smile? Three words: Mammoth ivory dentures.