Just what the title says.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

In the past year, the following items have fallen from a clear sky and killed someone: A bunch of carrots, a ferret, a 450 lb. sea turtle, a pair of nail clippers, 75 lbs. of bundled newspapers (the Santa Fe New Mexican back issues), a screwdriver and an Olypmic bronze medal from 1988.

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