Just what the title says.

Friday, December 23, 2005

John Elway used to suffer from terrible insomnia after a football game. He found the only way to relax was to take a bag of footballs to a low-income area of Denver and walk around until someone tried to rob him. Then he would throw the footballs hard enough to disable the person. More than one person went to the emergency room with a broken nose, and several with broken ribs. Elway said that he always slept like a baby afterwards.

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