Just what the title says.

Friday, October 22, 2004

While in high school, actor Owen Wilson masturbated turkeys for breeding purposes. He says whenever he meets people who think that he has had it easy being an actor he brings up that job. He says he has never met anyone who has been able to say that they have held a worse job.

1 comment:

NWJR said...

I actually knew a guy who got started in farming by masturbating turkeys. He could probably buy and sell us 100 times over. Amazing.