Just what the title says.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Condolezza Rice has such an acute sense of smell that she can identify people by their scent. This makes her almost impossible to sneak up on. However her olfactory acuity causes her nose to twitch involuntarily at strong or unpleasant odors. This is why she looks angry. Recently, she has started taking nasal numbing drops to deaden her sense of smell. Although effective, she is unhappy with this solution because it has ruined her enjoyment of food. On the plus side, she has lost 10 pounds.

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