A vegan group has spent over $10,000,000 trying to breed a more intelligent variety of cow in an effort to make them more lovable and thus make it less likely for people to want to eat them. Unfortunately it hasn't worked precisely as planned. The cows all have bizarrely large skulls and people feel an instinctual loathing for them as something unnatural or even, in the words of one, "unholy".

Scottish Highland cattle are exceptional diggers. They can dig a four foot deep hole in two hours. They sometimes excavate "burrows" for themselves when the wind is especially bitter. Unlike rodents burrows, the cattle "burrows" are essentially just deep holes that the cows can shelter in. On the downside, cattle have been known to drown in these holes due to sudden rainstorms. They are very heavy sleepers.

16% of Americans believe that cows are evil. 37% of that group agree to the statement that the Devil looks like a cow.