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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Matthew McConaughey has settled his longstanding court battle over the length of grass in his yard. His opponents agreed to drop their hate speech lawsuit and he agreed to pay the $75,000 in home owner association fines. Although the lawsuit has been settled there are indications that McConaughey is still bitter. He recently purchased 10,000 moles and scattered them on every lawn in a 5-block radius from his house.

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