Just what the title says.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A recent poll of touring professional musicians revealed, rather unexpectedly, that Toledo was by far the favorite stop in a tour. Almost unanimously the muscians agreed that Toledo was the easiest city to get laid in. One anonymous musician said "The city has an extreme self-confidence problem. That makes it real easy." Interestingly, the survey result held true for both male and female musicians. The Toledo City Council has been having meetings about this issue since the poll came to light. They are torn between promoting the poll in an effort to get more money from touring musicians, and burying the poll because it makes Toledo look like, in the the words of one City Councilman, "a bunch of losers".

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