Just what the title says.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Swedish store IKEA strongly encourages all its employees to be on the Atkins diet. It does this for three reasons: 1) Thin employees are less likely to miss days of work due to illness, 2) the possibility that a high-meat diet will kill the same employees off before retirement, thus saving pension monies, and 3) IKEA controls the largest meat-packing plants in Europe.