Just what the title says.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Despite their fearsome reputation, most sharks are not very dangerous. The following is a partial list of things that have killed more people than shark attacks in the past 10 years: infected paper cuts, head injuries resulting from thrown computer monitors, pedestrian/pedestrian accidents, goats, inhaled pudding, zippers, sinkholes and overuse of a nasal inhaler.

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