Just what the title says.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

All sturgeon, whales and unmarked mute swans in England belong, by law, to the Queen. The British Royal family has traditionally used them as sexual aids. As former King George V said "There's nothing like a sturgeon's scales to really help one along." The British Library contains a handwritten journal attributed to Queen Anne that contains 8 closely-written pages describing various erotic uses for whale blubber.