Just what the title says.

Friday, June 29, 2007

89% of Americans don't believe that Armenia is a real country.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

At some point during every episode of Joss Whedon's short-lived show Firefly, a snippet of gay porn can be seen on a background monitor. It was never a problem as the longest incident only lasted half a second.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

When Hollywood producer Jerry Bruckheimer throws a dinner party at his house he puts out a chair that is completely made of papier-mache. In looks it is indistinguishable from the other chairs but, of course, when someone tries to sit on it it collapses. He thinks that this is a great joke. When the chair collapses, he flips a coin and either gives the victim $1000, or kicks them out of his house for allegedly breaking an antique chair.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Comedian/actor Dennis Leary likes to crack his knuckles. But he isn't content with just cracking his fingers and toes. He can crack his back, his elbow, his sternum, and the sutures of his own skull.

Monday, June 25, 2007

In Lubbock, Texas it is legal for a person to shoot a car whose car alarm has been going off continually for more than 5 minutes. This law led to a series of car shootings when a band of green activists walked around town and set off car alarms on purpose so that they could then shoot them and lessen the number of cars on the road. The group shot 37 cars before an emergency injunction was issued to stop this behavior. None of the owners of the cars were reimbursed by their insurance companies.

Friday, June 22, 2007

1 in 1000 women can have a spontaneous orgasm from yawning. Only 1 in 1,000,000 men can do so.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Former actress and cop slapper, Zsa-Zsa Gabor never learned how to read English, she could only read Hungarian. All of her scripts had to be translated. She never learned how to write either English or Hungarian. All autographs that are purported to be hers are forgeries.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

French General Charles de Gaulle once killed a man during World War II by cutting his throat with a deep-frozen flounder.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Despite his short height, actor Mickey Rooney has the second largest hands in Hollywood.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Powdered rosemary thrown into the eyes will cause temporary blindness lasting up to three days.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Churches are destroyed by lightning more frequently than any other structure.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Once, when asked how she maintained her figure, actress Sally Field said "Oh, that's easy. I like to screw more than I like to eat. I have to have my assistant remind me to eat."

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The FBI estimates that over 1000 people in the United States fake their deaths each year for various reasons.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

According to a 2005 study, 3.6% of Tokyo natives have a real and persistent fear of an attack by Godzilla. This is despite the fact that they know he is fictitious.

Monday, June 11, 2007

47% of high school reunions end with a fight about marital infidelity.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Former British Prime Minister John Major used to occasionally wear a merkin so as to better appreciate the concerns of his female constituents.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

According to John Keats' diary, the poem "Ode to a Grecian Urn" was actually written about his penis.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The yak is unique in that it is the only animal in the world that kills more humans every year than is killed by humans. This can be attributed to the fact that it is found primarily in Buddhist countries.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

From August 16, 1977 through September 16, 1977 over 30% of all male babies born in Yugoslavia were named "Elvis". 5% of all female babies were named "Elvis".

Monday, June 04, 2007

Urination can cause a sudden loss of up to 5 degrees of body heat. In extreme cases it can cause hypothermia and complete loss of muscular control.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Actor Morgan Freeman has personally caused the disbanding of several chapters of the Ku Klux Klan. He does this by visiting the chapter personally, and through calm oration, rhetoric and logical debate convinces the members to leave the Klan. None of the chapters that he has visited have ever reformed.