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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday, April 28, 2011

All sturgeon, whales and unmarked mute swans in England belong, by law, to the Queen. The British Royal family has traditionally used them as sexual aids. As former King George V said "There's nothing like a sturgeon's scales to really help one along." The British Library contains a handwritten journal attributed to Queen Anne that contains 8 closely-written pages describing various erotic uses for whale blubber.

Monday, December 24, 2007

In the United States, more people have sex on Christmas Eve than on any other day. Although the primary stated reason is love, the second most commonly given reason is that one person didn't have a good present for the other person, and the third most common reason is excessive alcohol consumption at a holiday party.

Friday, June 22, 2007

1 in 1000 women can have a spontaneous orgasm from yawning. Only 1 in 1,000,000 men can do so.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Once, when asked how she maintained her figure, actress Sally Field said "Oh, that's easy. I like to screw more than I like to eat. I have to have my assistant remind me to eat."

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Russian dictator Josef Stalin never wore underwear. He was once asked why by one of his mistresses and he said "It would be wrong. Only the proletariat can be allowed to control the means of production."