In extreme circumstances the Norway rat can live for three months just from eating dirt.

Cold showers cause more heart attacks than any other reason.

The percentage of computer users who use the Function keys at the top of the keyboard is less than .002%.

Every CIA agent is supposed to carry a paperclip at all times as a weapon of last resort.

Mogul Donald Trump has banned pefumes from his office place. He says it's because he is allergic, but actually he just really likes the smell of a human body covered in the sweat of fear.

Jack-in-the-Box restaurants are prohibited from appearing in Salt Lake City due to the "salacious implications" of the name.

David Hasselhoff is a billionaire thanks to being the executive producer of Baywatch.

The local human population spikes every time there is a seventeen year cicada cycle. Researchers think that it is due to people eating the insects and getting extra protein in their diets.

North Dakota doesn't have a state song. No one has ever bothered to write a song about the state.

George W. Bush has watched over 10,000 hours of SportsCenter on ESPN. This is over one year of television.

In private, Jessica Simpson has been heard to remark that she made through high school on "the size of my tits".

When the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis is fully filled the combined body heat of the spectators makes the surface of the dome hot enough to fry an egg.

Seven countries in the world have an official, national food dish that is based on insects.

Dame Judi Dench has 36 piercings.

Paris Hilton has at least 5 body doubles to fill in for her at events. All of them have had facial surgery and are required to maintain a strict diet. Supposedly Paris sometimes uses them to sleep with various men as a test run before she does.

More people are deathly allegeric to the kumquat than any other food item. An estimated 15,000 people die from anaphylactic shock related to kumquat allergy each year.

Ayatollah Khomeini suffered from priapism, a constantly erect penis. It was extremely uncomfortable and many believe it contributed to his legendarily stern demeanor. Even though he always wore long concealing robes, he commanded that all close-up pictures of him could only show him from the waist up.

39% of Americans have had sex while at work.

Director Woody Allen has often said that he wants to die while eating bacon.

An estimated 28% of professional hitmen are also mimes. Many speculate it is because a mime can be in a public place for a potential hit and then easily disappear by removing clothing and makeup. But one criminal psychologist posits that it is a natural overlap because both hitmen and mimes share a basic contempt for humanity and its conventions.