Actor James Woods' first language was Mongolian. He had a Mongolian nanny when he was little. Unfortunately he has forgotten almost all of it, except "Jorlon haana baina ve?" or "Where is the toilet?"

Actor Hugh Laurie can imitate a dog's bark so well that it can fool other dogs. Sometimes when the phone rings and he doesn't want to talk he will knock the phone over and bark into the receiver until the person hangs up. If it turns out to someone that he knows he will later lie to them and tell them that his dog was the only living thing home and it hates for the phone to ring.

Bill Gates has administrator privileges on every computer at Microsoft. Sometimes he walks around at night and changes the desktop picture on peoples' computer to images of hardcore gay pornography.

Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't allow erasers to be used in his office. He says that erasers foster "defeatist and revisionist thinking".

Actor Richard Harris was legendary for his ability to swallow his own vomit so as to not ruin a take in a film. He generally had to do this about once a day due to his extremely hard drinking.

Under perfect circumstances a fart can be smelled at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower 4.5 seconds after it is produced at the top of the tower.

More drugs are sold out of Chrysler minivans than any other type of vehicle.

Russian Mafia sometimes hire former professional soccer players to kick the heads off people that they dislike.

The Empire State Building has a floor that can only be accessed using the stairs and a special key. It is between floors 34 and 35. If you count up from the bottom on the outside you can pick out the floor. All the windows of that floor on the north side are a deep blood red, but no one can see in.

One year Jerry Yang, co-founder of Yahoo, gave everyone he knew rubber chickens as Christmas presents. Those people he liked more got more chickens. Co-founder Dave Filo got 13 chickens. Porn star Jenna Jameson received 550 chickens.

Pope John XVI once had someone excommunicated for extreme flatulence during one of his sermons. He was later talked out of this course, but arranged for the farter to "accidentally" be trampled to death by a group of monkeys in the Roman streets.

The first words that Paul Newman ever said to Joanne Woodward were "Nice rack."

Some squirrels on the campus of the University of Texas have started making their nests out of Post-It notes that they steal from open office windows.

In Austria it is not illegal to kick a professed Nazi.

Oprah Winfrey is terrified of identity theft. She never uses a credit card. So she always carries a great deal of money. She never leaves the house without a minimum of $10,000.

There is a town in Iowa that hasn't had a crime committed for 112 years. The residents don't reveal this because they are afraid it will attract criminals who will see them as easy pickings.

Laurence Fishburne never, ever, uses a computer. In movies where he is seen to use a computer the effect is achieved through body doubles and wooden props.

Prime Minister Tony Blair has a normal body temperature of 89.8 degrees, at the very bottom of human variability. If he ever goes to the tropics water droplets form on his skin from condensation.

Flounders are the only fish that can vomit, and they do, frequently and copiously, when they are caught. Flounder boats are required to always dock far away from the other boats, preferably downwind.

The second most popular type of museum in the world, after art museums, is a museum devoted to human deformities. There is a museum of human oddities in every single country of the world, except the Vatican.