Just what the title says.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch once directly his underlings to look into the possibility of hiring double leg amputees to deliver the evening news on the Fox Channel. He figured that they didn't need legs as a "talking head" and he could probably pay them less for the same job because they would "just be thankful to have a job." He was eventually talked out of the idea.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Vice President Dick Cheney can't smile for more than 5 seconds without suffering a massive headache. It has to do with a malformation of the muscles attached to his skull. Because of this he has to work very hard at not smiling. He has been known to punch stand-up comedians without warning or provocation.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Although they cannot digest them and get no nutrition from them, king cobras love the taste of strawberries. Unfortunately, after they eat them they are unable to expel them from their bodies through normal means. A researcher in Bangladesh discovered that the fermentation of the strawberries in the gut of the cobra produced an intensely powerful hallucinogen. That drug is now extremely popular in South East Asia, where it is known as Snake Bite and has reputed, although unproven, aphrodisiac effects. It is however the most expensive recreational drug on the planet, with one ounce costing $35,000.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Actor George Clooney is a well-known prankster on movie sets. But one time his pranks backfired on him. He baked a number of cookies using rabbit droppings instead of chocolate chips. He brought them to the set of Ocean's Eleven and called them "vegan chocolate chip cookies". Actress Julia Roberts was warned about the cookies. She pretended to eat one and get sick and then hired a doctor to convince Clooney that she was suffering from tularemia or "rabbit fever". Clooney was so upset that he donated over $50,000 to the hospital she was being treated in before she let him in on the joke.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Although he is reportedly a big fan of J.R.R. Tolkien, talk show personality Bill O'Reilly refused to see the movie version of The Two Towers because it depicted suicide bombers. He felt that even though the bombers were orcs, the mere fact that suicide bombing was in the movie would serve to embolden terrorists.
Labels:
Bill O'Reilly,
Lord of the Rings,
suicide bombing
Monday, April 16, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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