Totally Unfounded Rumors

2011-05-03T15:54:00.000-07:00

In their raid on Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbotabad, Pakistan, the U.S. Special Forces team found many items of potentially valuable information. But no one was ready for a room crammed with 32 years of Redbook Magazine, all heavily read and annotated in the margins in what experts say is Osama's own handwriting. Apparently he was always looking for ways to do things more efficiently. When contacted Redbook's editors said that while they in no way condone terrorism, they could understand how some of the timesaving tips for modern moms might be adapted to help with operational logistics. Some secondary notations in some of the magazines indicated that Osama might have thought that his compound was a bit drab and could use some sprucing up.

2011-04-28T09:22:00.001-07:00

All sturgeon, whales and unmarked mute swans in England belong, by law, to the Queen. The British Royal family has traditionally used them as sexual aids. As former King George V said "There's nothing like a sturgeon's scales to really help one along." The British Library contains a handwritten journal attributed to Queen Anne that contains 8 closely-written pages describing various erotic uses for whale blubber.

2010-04-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

Recent historical research in the Russian Archives has revealed that Josef Stalin was actually a woman. Numerous sources confirm that this was publically known in the Russian government during the time she was in charge. No one wanted to mention it because, frankly, they were all completely terrified of her. It was only after her death that Russians, in a display of retroactive machismo, changed all references to her original name (which has now apparently been lost to history) to Josef Stalin. Numerous artists were also charged with putting moustaches on all known pictures of her. This was not too difficult, as she was a quite mannish-looking woman. Pictures of her meeting with Roosevelt and Churchill were actually of a body double. She hated both men and stated that she “wasn’t going to waste her time talking to a drunk and a cripple.” Researchers are still searching the archives in the hopes that they can uncover her original name.

2010-02-26T16:37:00.000-08:00

Candian Geese are exceptionally good for use as "gaydar". They will honk at gay men and women using a different pitch than heterosexual men and women over 90% of the time.

2010-01-28T20:35:00.001-08:00

There have been more words written about Harry Potter fanfiction than about any other topic in the whole of human civilization.

2010-01-25T11:36:00.000-08:00

Although she has never (at least according to her own comments) performed oral sex, actress Resse Witherspoon practices it at least ten minutes every day. When asked why she said "I have always felt that one should try and be prepared for as many eventualities as possible. I never know when I might find a dick I really like."

2010-01-14T16:07:00.001-08:00

Owners of Mini Cooper automobiles are 75X more likely to have personalized license plates than any other types of car owner.

2009-12-17T15:06:00.000-08:00

Senator Joe Lieberman is terrified of being buried prematurely. His will stipulates that he must be laid out in a room for at least two weeks, or "long enough for decay to be visually observed in my body." Unfortunately this conflicts with his devout Jewish faith which requires a body to be buried immediately. He has consulted over 50 rabbis to try and find one who will give him a sympathetic religious opinion. He has not found anyone yet who will agree with his fears. He is toying with the idea that burial is okay as long as his body is fitted with a heart monitor that would alert someone if his cataleptic heart were to beat more quickly.

2009-12-11T14:37:00.000-08:00

The average mall Santa gets peed on seven times a day.

2009-12-08T16:59:00.001-08:00

The weight of the materials used daily in California to produce sex toys is more than the weight of all materials used in the construction of the city of Rome from its founding through the 17th century.

2009-12-03T11:57:00.000-08:00

New York City has started giving mock Bluetooth cellphone headsets to its homeless people. The effort is intended to remove some of the social stigma of these people due to their self conversations.

2009-12-01T13:54:00.000-08:00

Recently a nutrition expert theorized that the reason so many Hollywood stars get into embarrassing situations is not because they are stupid or over-privileged, but because they are in an almost constant state of confusion due to hunger and malnutrition.

2008-11-25T11:11:00.000-08:00

Although unusual, it is not unheard of for people to commit suicide with a wood chipper. Between 1999 and 2006, 47 people in the United States ran themselves through a wood chipper as a way to end it all. Most chose to dive in headfirst, apparently in an effort to have it over quickly. Interviews with family and friends revealed that almost all of the people who chose this method were either extremely committed environmentalists, or fanatic home gardeners.

2008-11-20T11:35:00.000-08:00

Actress Bea Arthur has the world's largest private reserve of skunk spray. She keeps 5,000 gallons of the extract in a specially-constructed bunker behind her house. It has a negative air pressure so none of the smell escapes.

2008-11-19T12:29:00.000-08:00

Newscaster Peter Jennings suffers from what he describes as a "wholly rational and completely understandable" fear of the letter Y. He does his best to ensure that he never has to read a word with the letter Y in it during his newscast. He has never explained how his fear is "wholly rational".

2008-10-27T16:08:00.000-07:00

Among self-described conservative Christians, women admit to watching over 7x more Internet porn than men. It's unclear whether this represents reality or if the women are just more likely to be honest.

2008-10-22T14:27:00.000-07:00

If actress Kathy Lee Griffin reads for more than an hour at a time she gets a nosebleed.

2008-10-21T09:28:00.001-07:00

Cheetos were originally invented to be food for space missions. They were a success in terms of weight, but a failure in terms of bulk. Also the cheese coating covered the entire cabin during zero gravity. Attempts to create dehydrated Cheetos were such a complete failure that the records leading to their development were deliberately destroyed.

2008-10-20T09:15:00.000-07:00

In the United States it is impossible to get homeowner's insurance if you own a monkey of any kind. Senator John McCain has talked about closing this "ape hole" in several of his campaign speeches, but he has never introduced any legislation addressing the issue.

2008-09-30T12:07:00.001-07:00

The U.S. Army has put over $10 million to develop a workable "gaydar" that would be based on behavioral cues and biochemical traces. The Army hopes to cut down on the number of discharges based on sexual preference. Unfortunately, so far the machine has pegged every single person that it has tested as gay, including Former Secretary of State Colin Powell and Gen. David Petraeus.

2008-09-29T12:10:00.000-07:00

In 2006, a British man set the world's record for most weight lost in a 5 minute period when he lost 32 pounds through vomiting, urinating and defecating simultaneously. It was not intentional.

2008-09-26T12:40:00.000-07:00

Over 97% of all computers connected to the Internet have porn on them in some form.

2008-09-25T12:15:00.000-07:00

Over 12,000 house cats are eaten by hawks, owls, and eagles every year in the United States.

2008-09-24T15:58:00.000-07:00

When he attended the 2008 Beijing Olympics, the U.S. Secret Service would not allow President George W. Bush to attend any of the track and field events. They were concerned that someone might attempt to hit him with a javelin.

2008-09-23T12:14:00.000-07:00

A 2001 Wonder Woman comic book revealed that Wonder Woman is lactose intolerant.

2008-09-22T14:21:00.000-07:00

The U.S. Army is working on a short-term, reversible drug that would instantly put people into a coma. Not only could it be very helpful on the battlefield, but it would also be useful to allow the Army to load more soldiers in a plane, stacked in tiers.

2008-09-19T15:20:00.000-07:00

George W. Bush once tried to kill a fly on a window by throwing a phone book at it. Unsurprisingly the phone book completely destroyed the window. He then refused to clean up the glass claiming the whole idea was "ludicrous".

2008-09-18T15:20:00.000-07:00

Sean Connery will no longer take a movie role unless his character gets to punch someone.

2008-09-17T10:44:00.000-07:00

In between her junior and senior year in college, Governor Sarah Palin was a backup dancer for the music group Wham!

2008-09-16T10:47:00.000-07:00

67% of all DUI arrests involve Republicans.

2008-09-15T16:43:00.001-07:00

During the Italian Renaissance it was general practice that whenever a painter depicted God he was to be shown with an erect penis to demonstrate his power and potency. Although God is usually shown clothed, the folds almost always are done in such as way as to suggest tumescence.

2008-09-12T11:00:00.000-07:00

The Smithsonian Institute has preserved specimens of thousands of extinct creatures. Some of these remains still contain DNA. The Smithsonian Board of Trustees is currently looking at a proposal to boost attendance and fund-raising by working towards cloning an extinct animal. There are a number of proposed animals, but the current favorite seems to be the thylacine, or Tasmanian Tiger.

2008-09-11T10:46:00.000-07:00

Senator Joe Biden is a passionate swing dancer. He practices both East Coast swing and Lindy Hop at least three nights a week. His wife gave him a zoot suit for Christmas and he wears it at every dance he goes to.

2008-09-10T10:36:00.000-07:00

While Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin lobbied hard for a federal earmark that would have provided every resident of the town with free, expanded cable. It was never enacted.

2008-09-09T10:16:00.000-07:00

Although Netflix offers all 13 of the Land Before Time movies for rent, they have no record of anyone ever getting any of the series past the Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists.

2008-09-08T09:19:00.000-07:00

On average, 26% of Sunday churchgoers in Alabama are either hungover or drunk.

2008-01-09T15:33:00.000-08:00

When actor/martial artist Chuck Norris was still competing in martial arts tournaments, he would always start out his training sessions by having his sparring partner punch him in the crotch. His assumption was that that would be the worst thing that could happen to him in competition and if he could learn to deal with it he could handle anything. He has, in general, stopped that practice. He occasionally does it now out of a "sense of nostalgia".

2008-01-08T16:00:00.000-08:00

When author Thomas Pynchon was writing Gravity's Rainbow, he was so beset by writer's block that he superglued his mouth together because he felt that food and conversation were a hindrance to the completion of his book. He continued in this manner for 27 more days, taking all nourishment by IV and communicating with friends and family by means of short notes.

2008-01-04T13:01:00.000-08:00

When Governor Mike Huckabee was 16 he refused to eat any vegetables for over seven months. He stopped the practice when he developed scurvy and lost three teeth.

2008-01-03T16:33:00.000-08:00

There are 13 different medicines for sale in the United States that are based on dog feces.

2007-12-26T22:51:00.000-08:00

The German language has 14 different derogatory terms for Belgians.

2007-12-25T12:07:00.000-08:00

There are over 500 sites on the Internet dedicated strictly to Santa-based porn.

2007-12-24T20:37:00.000-08:00

In the United States, more people have sex on Christmas Eve than on any other day. Although the primary stated reason is love, the second most commonly given reason is that one person didn't have a good present for the other person, and the third most common reason is excessive alcohol consumption at a holiday party.

2007-12-21T16:02:00.000-08:00

Newsman Tucker Carlson has at least one of every Transformer toy ever produced. He has spent over $150,000 on Transformer-related merchandise and has seen the 2007 movie 28 times as of December 14, 2007. He has seen the 1986 Transformers animated movie over 175 times.

2007-12-20T16:20:00.000-08:00

U.S. Representative Ron Paul once said that his wife had given him specific permission to sleep with Ayn Rand if he was ever lucky enough to meet her. That was in 1971. There is no record that he ever actually met Ayn Rand.

2007-12-14T15:44:00.000-08:00

There is a wide-spread rumor in North Korea that the current Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, is, in fact, a clone created by South Korean stem cell research.

2007-12-13T09:16:00.000-08:00

Until 1870, over half the Vice President of the United States annual budget was spent on corn whiskey. It was generally accepted that the primary function of the Vice President was to drink with members of Congress in an effort to get bills passed.

2007-12-03T09:50:00.000-08:00

Chuck Norris once deliberately broke one of his own bones just to win a $500 bet.

2007-11-30T14:53:00.001-08:00

Actor Ed Begley, Jr. won't plant anything on his property that is not edible. He has a large hedge that not only provides screening from paparazzi, but also provides him with salad greens all year round.

2007-11-29T14:56:00.000-08:00

All pictures of current Secretary of Transportation Mary E. Peters currently displayed on government websites are actually of an actor who has been hired to appear as her. She has a pathological fear of photographs. This was not discovered until after she was confirmed.

2007-11-28T14:11:00.000-08:00

Radio personality Rush Limbaugh never allows anyone to see him throw a ball. He has a minor shoulder malformation that makes him throw like a girl.

2007-11-27T14:15:00.000-08:00

The first time that Robert Downey Jr. checked into a rehab clinic it was not for drugs or alcohol. It was so that he could get a chicken-egg-sized boil lanced on his butt. He wanted privacy and figured this rehab was the easiest way.

2007-11-26T11:51:00.001-08:00

The largest tick ever recorded weighed almost three pounds. It was embedded in the back of a morbidly obese person. The person was not even aware of it. It was estimated that the tick had consumed at least two gallons of blood during its lifespan.

2007-11-16T14:37:00.001-08:00

In Japan, the average person has a 45% chance of being related to a ninja.

2007-11-15T09:59:00.000-08:00

1 in 7 serial killers is also a cannibal.

2007-11-14T13:44:00.000-08:00

Actor Burt Reynolds will not knowingly enter a room which contains cheese.

2007-11-13T13:49:00.000-08:00

William Shatner literally begged writer Joss Whedon for a role on his show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Whedon has said that if the show had continued to Season Eight, he was strongly considering casting Shatner as a vampire lounge singer.

2007-11-05T16:45:00.001-08:00

Henry Kissinger is a remarkably flatulent individual. When he was U.S. Secretary of State he had to wear special underwear that contained both sound baffles and odor-absorbent panels so that he would not commit any diplomatic faux-pas during high-level meetings with officials from foreign governments. He was not entirely successful. Recently released documents from the former Soviet Archives reveal that during a 1975 meeting a Russian diplomat had to pretend that there were sewage problems in the building in an attempt to explain away the "hideous odors" associated with Kissinger. Kissinger had a cold at the time and didn't realize that his odor panels weren't working.

2007-11-02T16:40:00.000-07:00

Salt Lake City has a law on the books from 1873 that bans all shoes more than 13 inches in lengths from toe to heel. It is unclear why this law was passed, but there are two competing theories. One is that it was a measure designed to keep lawless cowboys out of the city by banning their long boots. The other theory is that male prostitutes were in the habit of wearing extra-long shoes as a clandestine advertisement of the length of their penises.

2007-11-01T16:38:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie is scared of getting cancer because she doesn't want to lose her hair due to chemotherapy. She is preparing for this unlikely occurrence by buying wigs. She currently has 12,000 wigs and two full-time staff people to care for them.

2007-10-31T16:37:00.000-07:00

In New York City the odds of living in a house or building that hasn't been the site of a murder in the past 100 years is 1,250,000 to 1.

2007-10-30T16:39:00.001-07:00

In the United States a car is stolen every 31 seconds. A police car is stolen every 47 seconds.

2007-10-26T16:54:00.000-07:00

On Fridays, there is a 15% chance that a given office worker in the United States is hungover.

2007-10-25T16:56:00.000-07:00

In the Northern Territory of Australia, it is just as likely for a person to have a pet wombat as a pet dog.

2007-10-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

Americans lose an estimated $570,000 in dimes every single day.

2007-10-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

In the past 100 years there have been over 1200 different species of animals that have directly caused human deaths. This includes over 200 species of mammals, over 500 species of reptiles and 123 different species of fish.

2007-10-22T10:13:00.000-07:00

High school marching band members join the military at a rate that is more than double the rate of high school football players.

2007-10-19T11:45:00.000-07:00

Actor Matt Damon has trained a flock of crows to live in the trees outside his house and attack anyone who comes around with a camera. It's his way of dealing with the paparazzi. His training methods have been so effective he has been asked to co-author a peer-reviewed paper on avian behavior.

2007-10-18T11:51:00.000-07:00

An estimated 15% of Louisiana alligators have eaten human flesh. This mainly consists of toes and fingers of people living nearby their habitats, but also a large number of coffins unearthed through various hurricanes have provided food for the reptiles.

2007-10-17T12:14:00.001-07:00

Singer Cyndi Lauper has damaged her hearing from playing concerts to the point that her own speaking voice is pitched too high for her to hear herself talk.

2007-10-16T12:11:00.000-07:00

Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series, has given a plastic surgeon $2.7 million to research what surgical techniques would be required to make a human quadrupedal.

2007-10-15T11:50:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton loves the iPod. Since its introduction in 2001, she has bought over 275 iPods. This is partly due to the fact that there have been numerous different models and sizes, but mostly due to the fact that she loses them about once every two weeks. She has also dropped at least 17 of them in various toilets.

2007-10-12T23:47:00.000-07:00

Every month over 15 people come to Atlantic City hospitals after having their thumbs cut off.

2007-10-11T16:55:00.000-07:00

Newsman Chris Matthews always undresses with the music from Carmina Burana playing. He has his whole house wired with speakers so he can take his clothes off in any room.

2007-10-10T16:53:00.000-07:00

Despite the fact that in Rome over 60% of daily traffic accidents are caused by Vespa scooters, very few of them are prosecuted because the Italian government believes that it shouldn't tarnish the Vespa as "an important symbol of the carefree Italian lifestyle".

2007-10-09T16:11:00.000-07:00

Every year in the United States more than 300 people are buried in coffins made entirely out of duct tape. The average coffin requires 7 complete rolls of duct tape, making the coffin cost approximately $30. Some especially frugal individuals have instructed that their bodies just be wrapped in tape, like a mummy. Unless the individual is extremely fat (over 600 pounds) this requires only one roll of tape.

2007-10-08T15:24:00.000-07:00

A vegan group has spent over $10,000,000 trying to breed a more intelligent variety of cow in an effort to make them more lovable and thus make it less likely for people to want to eat them. Unfortunately it hasn't worked precisely as planned. The cows all have bizarrely large skulls and people feel an instinctual loathing for them as something unnatural or even, in the words of one, "unholy".

2007-10-05T19:00:00.000-07:00

Political commentator/advisor James Carville is a passionate believer in free speech. So much so, in fact, that he answers the door for every solicitor that comes by. He does however always carry his cat with him. He gives the solicitor or canvasser one minute to interest him and if they don't he hurls his cat at their face. Although there have not, to date, been any injuries that required stitches, the solicitor/canvasser almost invariably has to make use of the box of band aids and antibiotic ointment that is always on Carville's porch.

2007-10-04T16:31:00.000-07:00

When actor/musician Harry Connick Jr. was young he had a dream about cannibalistic sheep that scared him so badly he needed the lights to be on while he slept for an entire month. He gradually forgot the dream as he got older, but as adult he suddenly remembered the specifics of the dream when a fellow diner told him what mutton was. He screamed non-stop for 30 minutes before a quick-thinking assistant threw a Xanax and a rohypnol in his mouth when he stopped to take a breath. He slept for 12 hours and woke up having forgotten the whole incident. His friends, family and employees now warn everyone to never mention mutton to him again.

2007-10-03T15:06:00.001-07:00

The people of Missouri eat twice as many Cheetos, in total, as any other state.

2007-10-02T11:06:00.000-07:00

Actor Donald Sutherland carries an Epi-Pen of adrenaline at all times and tells people that it is because he is very allergic to bees. He is not actually allergic, he just uses this as an excuse for his Epi-Pen so he can give himself injections in public without any legal troubles. When he starts to get tired, he just fakes a bee sting and floods his veins with the sweet energy of human adrenaline.

2007-10-01T13:55:00.000-07:00

In 2006, a Miami man was granted a divorce from his wife without alimony while acting as his own attorney. His stated reason for the divorce consisted of three words "Bitch be crazy." The judge presiding on the case granted the divorce after a 30 minute interview with the woman. His summary judgement: "Although his initial lack of sense in agreeing to the marriage is truly egregious, I am forced by fact and my own judgment to conclude that his stated reason for requesting dissolution of the marriage is one of the most sound that has ever been presented in my court."

2007-09-20T11:30:00.000-07:00

Comedian/actor Billy Crystal spends over $4000 a year on prepaid cellular phones that he uses to make prank phone calls. He claims that it keeps his "comic chops" fresh. He even tried to claim it as a business expense on his tax return until his accountant talked him out of it.

2007-09-19T11:33:00.000-07:00

Climbing the stairs one at a time burns over three times more calories than taking them two at a time. This is independent of the size of the stairs.

2007-09-18T11:43:00.000-07:00

Over 300,000 U.S. male college students work their way through school as gigolos.

2007-09-17T11:45:00.000-07:00

The United States Government has spent over $40,000,000 trying to establish a 18 hole golf course in Iraq. The security for the course is on par with the Green Zone in Baghdad. The course uses enough water to serve 15,000 Iraqis daily. Despite the money and security, no one has ever played on it.

2007-09-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

William Shatner has a law degree from the Univesity of Iowa. He frequently acts as a legal consultant on his TV show, Boston Legal. He has never tried any cases, but he frequently helps fellow actors with contract questions.

2007-09-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

When drunk, actor Nick Nolte punches people who are wearing Bluetooth headsets. He says that it is a "matter of general principle and common decency". He has steadfastly refused to apologize for any of the incidents, drunk or sober.

2007-09-12T16:11:00.000-07:00

Actress Scarlett Johansson requires all of her lovers to be able to fit into the custom-designed condoms that she orders. The condoms are designed to only fit men who are best sized to please her.

2007-09-11T14:09:00.000-07:00

Toward the end of his life, professional boxing champion Rocky Marciano was asked if he had any regrets about his boxing career. Marciano said "Yeah, I regret that I never had the chance to fight Bigfoot. I always wanted to lay a right hook across that bastard's ugly face." When the questioner said that Bigfoot was imaginary, Marciano glared at him, muttered something about "stealing our women" and walked away. He died before anyone could ask him about it again.

2007-09-10T14:25:00.000-07:00

The Shreveport Louisiana Police Department has recently issued all of their officers with paintball guns. The intention is that if a police officer sees a traffic violation occurring while already issuing a ticket they can just "tag" the newly-noticed offender with a paintball and then track them down later. There have been both advantages and disadvantages in practice. One advantage is that cars shot with paintball guns often pull over immediately to try and find the culprit. This makes the officer's job much easier, especially since the driver of the tagged car often heads right to the officer to make a complaint. The major disadvantage is that on at least two occasions the police officer used the wrong gun and actually shot the car.

2007-09-07T14:13:00.000-07:00

In 1459, the English community of Stang Foot made the decision that they could not accept a local lord that they did not respect and so passed a local law that the local lord had to accept a "blow to the nose from the stoutest man in the county" on his 18th birthday. This tradition lasted until 1876. The results can be seen in family portraits. The local male aristocracy is often depicted with a smashed and malformed nose.

2007-09-06T20:43:00.000-07:00

Multiple studies have shown that Iowa is the state that Americans are most likely to forget if they are asked to name as many states as possible. Although there are a number of suggestions as to why this is, ranging from shape of the state to the simplicity of the name, the suggestion that carried the most weight with study respondents is simply that Iowa is too boring to both remembering.

2007-09-05T15:16:00.000-07:00

46% of iPod owners feel that people who don't own iPods "just aren't very intelligent".

2007-09-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

Singer Rick James actively tried to become infected with genital warts because he thought that have warts on his genitals would increase the pleasure of his sexual partners. He said "It's all for the ladies."

2007-09-03T12:51:00.000-07:00

Inventor Nikola Tesla was well known for his amazing powers of visualization. He was able to visual his inventions completely, in 3-D, in his head. A less well-known aspect of this ability was that sometimes he would get a song stuck in his head. His mental abilities would magnify the song until it was all that he could hear or concentrate on. On the occasions that this happened he would have to be sedated until the episode passed. His friends would know that the song left his head when his hand would stop moving in rhythm to the internal beat. He was especially susceptible to Cole Porter songs, and once had "I Get a Kick Out of You" stuck in his head for 13 days. He hated Cole Porter and spent long hours at the end of his life designing devices that would kill Cole Porter from great distances.

2007-08-31T12:28:00.000-07:00

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio is a very committed environmentalist. He has decided that if he ever has children they have to take up less space than he does. To that end he has made the decision that if he ever does have children, their mother must be no taller than 4'9". He is currently searching for just such a woman, preferably one who, in his words, has "awesome knockers".

2007-08-30T16:36:00.001-07:00

King Uros II of Serbia believed that he was cursed by the Devil with lycanthropy, and thought that he became an animal by the light of the full moon. But unlike the more common ideas of werewolves, he believed that he was a weregoat. He had periods where he would think that he was a goat. During these times, he refused to wear clothing, and would only bleat. His courtiers eventually learned that the easiest way to deal with him at these times was to lock him in a room with a bucket of kitchen scraps and a bowl of water. After several days he would recover. Unfortunately, this indirectly led to his death in 1161 when he ate a bunch of eggshells while thinking he was a goat. He died from salmonella.

2007-08-29T11:38:00.001-07:00

There was a long-standing rumor that one of the ingredients of Red Stripe beer was gecko meat. Finally, in 1995, a spokesman for Red Stripe called a press conference to address this rumor. He said, "Red Stripe is made with only natural and native ingredients. There is NO gecko. That's revolting and besides there are no geckos in Jamaica." A reporter then raised his hand and said "What about iguana?" The spokesman said "No more questions? Thank you for coming." and left the room.

2007-08-28T10:55:00.001-07:00

Every hieroglyphic language ever studied has contained glyphs which were based on representations of human genitalia.