Just what the title says.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Actor Ed Begley, Jr. won't plant anything on his property that is not edible. He has a large hedge that not only provides screening from paparazzi, but also provides him with salad greens all year round.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

All pictures of current Secretary of Transportation Mary E. Peters currently displayed on government websites are actually of an actor who has been hired to appear as her. She has a pathological fear of photographs. This was not discovered until after she was confirmed.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Radio personality Rush Limbaugh never allows anyone to see him throw a ball. He has a minor shoulder malformation that makes him throw like a girl.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The first time that Robert Downey Jr. checked into a rehab clinic it was not for drugs or alcohol. It was so that he could get a chicken-egg-sized boil lanced on his butt. He wanted privacy and figured this rehab was the easiest way.

Monday, November 26, 2007

The largest tick ever recorded weighed almost three pounds. It was embedded in the back of a morbidly obese person. The person was not even aware of it. It was estimated that the tick had consumed at least two gallons of blood during its lifespan.

Friday, November 16, 2007

In Japan, the average person has a 45% chance of being related to a ninja.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

1 in 7 serial killers is also a cannibal.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Actor Burt Reynolds will not knowingly enter a room which contains cheese.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

William Shatner literally begged writer Joss Whedon for a role on his show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Whedon has said that if the show had continued to Season Eight, he was strongly considering casting Shatner as a vampire lounge singer.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Henry Kissinger is a remarkably flatulent individual. When he was U.S. Secretary of State he had to wear special underwear that contained both sound baffles and odor-absorbent panels so that he would not commit any diplomatic faux-pas during high-level meetings with officials from foreign governments. He was not entirely successful. Recently released documents from the former Soviet Archives reveal that during a 1975 meeting a Russian diplomat had to pretend that there were sewage problems in the building in an attempt to explain away the "hideous odors" associated with Kissinger. Kissinger had a cold at the time and didn't realize that his odor panels weren't working.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Salt Lake City has a law on the books from 1873 that bans all shoes more than 13 inches in lengths from toe to heel. It is unclear why this law was passed, but there are two competing theories. One is that it was a measure designed to keep lawless cowboys out of the city by banning their long boots. The other theory is that male prostitutes were in the habit of wearing extra-long shoes as a clandestine advertisement of the length of their penises.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Angelina Jolie is scared of getting cancer because she doesn't want to lose her hair due to chemotherapy. She is preparing for this unlikely occurrence by buying wigs. She currently has 12,000 wigs and two full-time staff people to care for them.