Just what the title says.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bill Gates has administrator privileges on every computer at Microsoft. Sometimes he walks around at night and changes the desktop picture on peoples' computer to images of hardcore gay pornography.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't allow erasers to be used in his office. He says that erasers foster "defeatist and revisionist thinking".

Monday, November 28, 2005

Actor Richard Harris was legendary for his ability to swallow his own vomit so as to not ruin a take in a film. He generally had to do this about once a day due to his extremely hard drinking.
Under perfect circumstances a fart can be smelled at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower 4.5 seconds after it is produced at the top of the tower.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

More drugs are sold out of Chrysler minivans than any other type of vehicle.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Russian Mafia sometimes hire former professional soccer players to kick the heads off people that they dislike.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Empire State Building has a floor that can only be accessed using the stairs and a special key. It is between floors 34 and 35. If you count up from the bottom on the outside you can pick out the floor. All the windows of that floor on the north side are a deep blood red, but no one can see in.

Monday, November 21, 2005

One year Jerry Yang, co-founder of Yahoo, gave everyone he knew rubber chickens as Christmas presents. Those people he liked more got more chickens. Co-founder Dave Filo got 13 chickens. Porn star Jenna Jameson received 550 chickens.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Pope John XVI once had someone excommunicated for extreme flatulence during one of his sermons. He was later talked out of this course, but arranged for the farter to "accidentally" be trampled to death by a group of monkeys in the Roman streets.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The first words that Paul Newman ever said to Joanne Woodward were "Nice rack."

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Some squirrels on the campus of the University of Texas have started making their nests out of Post-It notes that they steal from open office windows.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

In Austria it is not illegal to kick a professed Nazi.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Oprah Winfrey is terrified of identity theft. She never uses a credit card. So she always carries a great deal of money. She never leaves the house without a minimum of $10,000.

Friday, November 11, 2005

There is a town in Iowa that hasn't had a crime committed for 112 years. The residents don't reveal this because they are afraid it will attract criminals who will see them as easy pickings.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Laurence Fishburne never, ever, uses a computer. In movies where he is seen to use a computer the effect is achieved through body doubles and wooden props.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Prime Minister Tony Blair has a normal body temperature of 89.8 degrees, at the very bottom of human variability. If he ever goes to the tropics water droplets form on his skin from condensation.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Flounders are the only fish that can vomit, and they do, frequently and copiously, when they are caught. Flounder boats are required to always dock far away from the other boats, preferably downwind.

Monday, November 07, 2005

The second most popular type of museum in the world, after art museums, is a museum devoted to human deformities. There is a museum of human oddities in every single country of the world, except the Vatican.

Friday, November 04, 2005

The first book printed in Samoa was a cookbook of recipes for human flesh.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Only 2.6% of all pencils made are used by people over the age of 12.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Actress Claire Danes has an entire wardrobe made from cat hair. She can't wear it however as she is deathly allergic to cats.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Actor Vin Diesel spends $450,000 a year on white mices to feed to his many snakes.