Just what the title says.

Monday, September 19, 2005

In extreme circumstances the Norway rat can live for three months just from eating dirt.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Cold showers cause more heart attacks than any other reason.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

The percentage of computer users who use the Function keys at the top of the keyboard is less than .002%.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Every CIA agent is supposed to carry a paperclip at all times as a weapon of last resort.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Mogul Donald Trump has banned pefumes from his office place. He says it's because he is allergic, but actually he just really likes the smell of a human body covered in the sweat of fear.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Jack-in-the-Box restaurants are prohibited from appearing in Salt Lake City due to the "salacious implications" of the name.

Friday, September 09, 2005

David Hasselhoff is a billionaire thanks to being the executive producer of Baywatch.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

The local human population spikes every time there is a seventeen year cicada cycle. Researchers think that it is due to people eating the insects and getting extra protein in their diets.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

North Dakota doesn't have a state song. No one has ever bothered to write a song about the state.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

George W. Bush has watched over 10,000 hours of SportsCenter on ESPN. This is over one year of television.

Monday, September 05, 2005

In private, Jessica Simpson has been heard to remark that she made through high school on "the size of my tits".

Friday, September 02, 2005

When the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis is fully filled the combined body heat of the spectators makes the surface of the dome hot enough to fry an egg.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Seven countries in the world have an official, national food dish that is based on insects.