Just what the title says.

Friday, April 30, 2004

There is a phone number in England that, if dialed, plays a recording of "I'm Henry the VIII I Am" and then disconnects. The recording has been in place since 1966 and no one knows who set it up, or why.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Jack Nicholson eats a bushel of tomatoes a week because he believes fresh lycopene is the secret of his virility.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Jessica Simpson is in talks to play Smurfette in a new live-action Smurfs movie.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

The famous overdose resuscitation scene in the movie Pulp Ficiton was inspired by Quentin Tarantino's love for the Bon Jovi song "You Give Love A Bad Name".

Monday, April 26, 2004

Elephants, like humans, can develop acne on reaching sexual maturity.

Friday, April 23, 2004

The English word pissant derives from the Low Saxon or Plautdietsch word pischhvant meaning involuntary urinator, especially on the field of battle.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Leonardo DiCaprio is extremely proud of his ability to eat lots of hot dogs. He often challenges people he knows to eating competitions. People who beat him go into a list in his Palm organizer entitled "Dead to Me".

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

There are an estimated 34,000 different words in English that are used to refer to sex. That is more than the entire vocabulary used in Shakespeare's plays and roughly seven times greater than the vocabulary of the average English speaker.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

The CIA is said to be working on a robotic goat that can be slipped Middle Eastern flocks for surreptitious surveillance.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Law enforcement officials estimate that between 5% and 10% of all public storage units in the United States contain evidence of criminal activity, ranging from drug manufacture to theft to murder.

Friday, April 16, 2004

Carrots have been associated with Easter for a lot longer than the Easter Bunny. In many Renaissance paintings of Jesus there is a carrot hidden somewhere in the picture.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

George Clooney believes that the best acting role he ever had was "Sparky the Gay Dog" on South Park.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

According to Shinto beliefs, the rarer the animal the more valuable its body parts are for medicinal purposes. This is due to a concentration of chi.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Despite their fearsome reputation, most sharks are not very dangerous. The following is a partial list of things that have killed more people than shark attacks in the past 10 years: infected paper cuts, head injuries resulting from thrown computer monitors, pedestrian/pedestrian accidents, goats, inhaled pudding, zippers, sinkholes and overuse of a nasal inhaler.

Monday, April 12, 2004

The Republican National Committee has issued a directive that the serving of sherbet at fundraisers is strictly prohibited, only ice cream can be served. This is due to the perception that sherbet is more European.

Friday, April 09, 2004

Forensic pathologists have discovered that they can tell people who used a computer mouse often by the bone and muscle development in the hand.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Armadillos have 132 chromosomes (the most of any animal), while humans only have 46. Some have theorized that in the case of a nuclear war this would give armadillos a great advantage because they have more genetic potential for beneficial mutation.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Although it was rarely discussed in the movies, Godzilla was always meant to be gay.

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Catholic priests have started using rubber gloves in Africa because they are afraid of the spread of AIDS during communion.

Monday, April 05, 2004

Basque shepherds often carry a backpack full of shoes with them when they are alone. The shoes are meant to confuse demons into thinking that there is a large group of people. Shoe salesman are considered to be very lucky people.

Friday, April 02, 2004

Scholars believe that Early Christian churches (before 500 A.D.) gained many converts due to the fact that marijuana was used as incense during church services.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

In all her movies, Jennifer Lopez requires that her ass is on screen and in focus in at least 25% of time.